how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Get it? More.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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