- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

woman's lacrosse

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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