- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Knock knock Shut up

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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