Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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