- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What hurts like hell? HELL

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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