- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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