Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Roses are red, yup.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Blacks

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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