- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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