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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Shea's sty....

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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