Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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