- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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