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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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