- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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