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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Rush Limbaugh

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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