A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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