So one time there was this woman learning...

A man did not like this site

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

once you go black your credit goes wack

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

can you pass the soap?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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