Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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so how about that irline food

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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