Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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it's funny because it's funny

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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