What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

the redsox

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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