What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Yanter, Look it up

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Two planes walk into an office building

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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