- Anti Joke

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

sorry got to poo

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.