- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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