- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

In soviet russia, roses are violet

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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