- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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