If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

kcid gib a evah uoy neht sdrawkcab siht daer nac uoy fi

Firgen and the blung brigade

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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