- Anti Joke

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.