Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

A car walks into a bar.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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