- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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