Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

obama

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Irish sobriety

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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