Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

what's the difference between a duck?

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

William wright is Gay

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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