- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

A guy walks into a bar

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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