- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Knock knock

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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