Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

mental kid

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

The dewey decimal system

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Sex vagina. lol.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

It's all Taggart

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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