Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

whats white and sticky glue

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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