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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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