- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Cleveland winning something

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Justin beiber..

John Cena

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

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