What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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69

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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