- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

obama

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why did the dog die? He was old

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Feminism.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Irish sobriety

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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