- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Lindsay Lohan

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Me Neither.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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