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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Tommy got neutered.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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