- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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