- Anti Joke

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Arrow in the Knee!

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!