- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

A seal walks into a club.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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