- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Your Mum is soo fat.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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