- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

whats white and looks like paper paper

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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