- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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