I wonder where the hell Hitler is

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

obama

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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