- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

your face is kinda funny

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Do the roar!

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Women's rights.

People...

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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