If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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