Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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HEY!

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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