- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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