what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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