- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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