- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

race-car = rac-ecar

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

penis haha

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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