- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Cleveland winning something

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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