Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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New mission: refuse this mission

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ur gey

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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I love you

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Anti Joke

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