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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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