I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Neither did she.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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