your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

cats are pussies

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Peas

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

You tell me. I have amnesia.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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