A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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