- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

whats white jizz

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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