A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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