- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

I once did something.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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