Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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