- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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