- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What? Huh?

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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