Charlie Sheen is winning

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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