What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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boobs.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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