If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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