A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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