- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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