- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Your face

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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