- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

belly button

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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