- Anti Joke

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

woman..parallel parking

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.