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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Me Neither.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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