- Anti Joke

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Obama walks into a hospital....

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Black people having a Job.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Please? No.