Me Neither.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Lindsay Lohan

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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