Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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