- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Massie is a fatass

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Me Neither.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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