What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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you gay?

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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epic win?

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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shut up elliot

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