- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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