- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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