You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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69

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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q

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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