Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Do you like apples? Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

That is so fetch

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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