What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

WNBA

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Liverpool City Football Club

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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