- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

i dont fisish anythi

What the hell are you doing?

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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