- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Heskey time.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Whats brown and smells bad poo

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