the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Womens rights.

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Tommy got neutered.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Women's Rights.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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