Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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