roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

The lion swallowed his pride.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Do you love me? No.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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